Halo 5: Guardians

(Nick) #88

Based on posts on thehaloforum, shit’s just as bad as it was.

(DayC) #89

It is, I tried this morning. This has all the signs of a publisher rushing things when a game isn’t ready for release.

(Yan) #90

So it’s like basically every game released in 2014.

(Adam) #91

This is perfect.

(DayC) #92

Basically every piece of publicly sold software to ever hit the shelves.

(Matt) #93

shut up halo is the best game ever and will be great i swer if i see one more person on this website talk shit about halo 343 bungee or egirls being fake i will slaughter them for real i kno where you all are because i got your ip from mumble and i am going to drop you all i have connections see with people that know people and this patch has completely fixed the game and they are introducing lan client and halo5 will have spec so it will be best game ever even better than skyrim call of duty and borderlands combined halo5 is not the same game as cod that is seriously treason and you will get beheaded for it topmid is love topmid is life and since the last lan they converted me and i got to taste the sweet nectar that is the sweat from the busom of xbox one.

(Dean) #94

Did Gemma drug you?

(Gazza) #95


the power of christ compels you

(Yan) #97

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the EGL, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the Covenant, and I have over 300 confirmed overkills. I am trained in Action Sack and I’m the top sniper in the entire MLG. You are nothing to me but just another scrub. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Midship, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of noscopers across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the bloodshots, badkid. The bloodshots that wipe out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, randy. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my DMR. Not only am I extensively trained in backsmacks, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United Nations Space Command and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the galaxy, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit Needles all over you and you will drown in them. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

(Nick) #98

(DayC) #99



(Ryan Roberts) #100

Joking aside, the game is (Halo 2 & enhanced edition) actually very good when it works.

(DayC) #101

Incredibly fun and Halo 1 online is a nice bonus.

(Gazza) #102


my notes while watching

-Call of Duty: Way More Advanced Warfare
-we saw you liked having unnecessary medals, so we added unnecessary game announcements
-spartans have now evolved into douche bag fraternity bros
-round based game, ok, interesting
-magnum looks like a fun and viable weapon for the first time since H1, BRAVO (actually H4 magnum without bloom was fucking OP)
-like the % hit shots, think they used to have that in H2
-why do nades make the same sound as coins when the hit the floor rofl

stopped at 26 min and skipped to 54 min

-looks like custom button mapping is still not a thing, sigh, probably never will be

(Yan) #104

my notes

-looks like shit

(Adam) #105

They pretty much always were to be honest.

(Paul Corkin) #106

Beta is live.

Call OF Halo: Advanced Titanfall.

(Gazza) #107

watching summit play one game of it on stream. It looks clunky and not fluid tbh. But that might be how hes playing it.

Also why do they have to keep trying to make sprint work when no one likes it?